His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.
I’m crying. Omfg.
There are real tears in my eyes
Get off my LAN
GET OFF MY LAN!!!!
*dead* I had to say it out loud. Oh god.
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Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are. — (via breathedream1d)
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ground control to major tom
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